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21 Again

The first time I turned 21, to celebrate I went out and got my ear pierced and bleached streaks put in my hair. Shortly afterwards I remember promising and joking to my friends that next time I turned 21 I would got out and get a tattoo.

Here I am, having just turned 21 for the second time and I can't go out and get a tattoo because I already did that several years ago. At the time I didn't even remember my earlier promise. I suppose I could get a second one but that bus has left the station already. (What, how, and where I came to get the tattoo is a story for another time.)

So I'm running out of options. I guess I'm going to have to shave my head.