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A crunchy breakfast substrate replacement

The bread product colloquially known here as the "English Muffin" performs quite adequately as a crunchy breakfast substrate, in cases where bagels are not available.

It is, after all, merely a marmalade delivery device.

"You take it out, toast it up, and get your fix?"

"You get your fix."

(paraphrased from The Insider, apologies to Touchstone Pictures)

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