looking for a few good ideas

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Got me by the short hairs

The last refuge of a man in his 30's who is losing his hair is the buzz cut. Am I ready for that? Don't think so. I debated it for a while, but after consulting with the hairdresser at Supercuts we came to the mutual agreement that the World (and more especially, Me) is not ready.

But I still got it cut pretty short. Maybe next time the buzz cut thing will happen.