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Blessed Silence

We wake up this morning to find - no phones! All four of our phone lines are out. Thank goodness we still have cable modem access to the Internet...

Our CableTV connection appointment is rescheduled to this evening.

After going shopping in order to stock up the house, The Cable Guy shows up and we have cable TV!

...now our Cable Modem has stopped working. No Internet. Arghh! No phones either. Arghh!